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Mike Francesa Says The Word Snowblower 10 Times In Less than 2 Minutes
Mike Francesa desperately wants to help the Buffalo Bills dig themselves out from the additional three feet of snow they’ll be getting before Sunday’s game against the Jets. That’s about nine feet in...
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Looks Like Sunday’s Bills Game Will Be Moved
It’s still snowing in Western New York. (What the fuck, snow.) The Bills remain scheduled to play the Jets, but people are dying and trapped and stranded and there’s probably no real reason 70,000...
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The Bills Dispatched Snowmobiles To Get Players Out Of Buffalo
Once the NFL announced that Jets-Bill would be moved to Detroit, the Bills’ concern turned toward figuring out how to actually get the team there. With a driving ban still in place—and many areas of...
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Panda Bear Takes Some Snow Tumbles, Knows What Livin’ Is All About
The snow might be wrecking everyone else’s shit right now , but it’s treating this big panda bear named Da Mao pretty well. Read more…
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The Bills Will Play At Home On Sunday
Despite having more success in Detroit than they’ve had in Orchard Park in years (though playing the Jets had a little something to do with that), the Bills will return home to a playable Ralph Wilson...
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Ravens Player Experiences Snow For The First Time, Runs Late To Meeting
Florida-born Timmy Jernigan had never seen snow up close until Wednesday, so after the Ravens finished practice, he enjoyed a new life experience. Snow! (He’ll get sick of it soon enough.) Jernigan...
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West Brom And Manchester City Played In A Real-Life Snow Globe Today
It might’ve been a day too late for West Bromwich citizens dreaming of a white Christmas, but at least the they got to enjoy an unending stream of flakes during today’s Boxing Day match against...
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Watch A Scary 200-Car Pileup Happen Before Your Eyes
If you’ve ever read one of those “ten million car pileup on [insert Midwestern highway here]” stories and wondered how it happened, this video of I-94 near Battle Creek, Michigan from yesterday should...
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What You Need to Know About Today’s "Crippling" Blizzard: Monday Update
After a short night of restless sleep, it appears that forecasters are still predicting the end of the world in the Northeast this evening. If you haven’t panicked yet, you have several hours to do so...
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How To Drive In The Snow, In A Regular-Ass Car, Without Freaking Out
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Boston Snowfall Can Only Be Measured In Athletes
It may never, ever stop snowing in Boston, where they’ve run out of places to dump it , and two more storms appear on the way over the next week. To illustrate the record-breaking snowfall this winter,...
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Snow Removal In Montreal Is Cool As Heck
Depending on where you live, there is so much freaking snow on the ground now, and there’s more on the way, and I guess you just have to live in this icy hellscape forever and ever. If you’re in a big...
View ArticleVIDEO: Jim Cantore Still Gets Really Jacked About Thundersnow
Boston is basically the Arctic right now, but with more snow. The latest storm produced multiple instances of Thundersnow. The great Jim Cantore was as fired up as a testosterone fueled weather geek...
View ArticlePhotographic Evidence Fenway Park Has Become Hoth
The area formerly known as Boston, Massachusetts, has spent the first-half of this winter under an unfathomable amount of precipitation. Last night, some angry deity dropped an additional 16″ of the...
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Apocalypse Snow: Las Vegas Ski Resort Now Has Actual Frozen White Stuff
And a lot if it. It snowed in Las Vegas on Monday — dusting in the city itself, and more than an inch in the higher elevations, including the Las Vegas Ski and Snowboard Resort at Mount Charleston. So...
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Local News Segment On Sledding Leads To Multiple Crashes
Today’s edition of “People from the South Learning About the Cold” takes us to Greenville, S.C., where WYFF news sent a reporter into the field to do some sledding. Unfortunately, she failed to adhere...
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Filthy Boston Snow Pile Makes For A Gross Ski Slope
Yes, there is still snow in Boston. Black, disgusting, humps of snow, melting and composting in the massive “snow farms” that formed the dumping grounds during the city’s record-setting winter. This...
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Spring skiing offers great weather and lower prices – here are some tips to...
The tiny flurries of snow falling from the sky tickled my nose and cheeks as I sat on the ski lift, making my way up the mountain. I opened my mouth and let a few snowflakes land on my tongue. I didn’t...
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